Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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