I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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