Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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