we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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