There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
This is my gift to your gina
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
