it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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