Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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