Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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