About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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