Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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