Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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