somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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