its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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