The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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