just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
So much rum. So many feels.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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