he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
