i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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