TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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