Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You just made me feel so damn special
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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