I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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