I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
