I wanna passion pit in your ass
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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