so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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