Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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