i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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