But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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