So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She bit a glass in half.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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