Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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