I don't think brook has ever known best
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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