Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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