i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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