and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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