Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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