Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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