I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
ok first of all what the fuck
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Randomize
