but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
