please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
