It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
areolas are like halos for boobs.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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