Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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