marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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