Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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