I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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