Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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