i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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