I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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