You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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