I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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