Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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