His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Mom said you looked used
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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