I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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